I hope that whistle calls your mother when you get off at the wrong subway stopputthison: The Fashion Axe is back on Gilt Groupe today.  It’s an axe made by an axemaker, then painted with two stripes by a designer and marked up accordingly.  You can buy it with a special axe sling, in case you want to bring it to bars and so forth, and as of today, you can also buy it with a branded rape whistle.  Enjoy. By the way: the Best Made branded axes range (on Gilt) from $200-$350.  You can buy the version without the painted handle on Amazon for $60.  That’s some expensive paint. (Thanks, Ryan)
I hope that whistle calls your mother when you get off at the wrong subway stop

putthison:

The Fashion Axe is back on Gilt Groupe today.  It’s an axe made by an axemaker, then painted with two stripes by a designer and marked up accordingly.  You can buy it with a special axe sling, in case you want to bring it to bars and so forth, and as of today, you can also buy it with a branded rape whistle.  Enjoy.

By the way: the Best Made branded axes range (on Gilt) from $200-$350.  You can buy the version without the painted handle on Amazon for $60.  That’s some expensive paint.

(Thanks, Ryan)

1 year ago
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    I hope that whistle calls your mother when...wrong subway stop putthison:
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    For a couple of reasons, I am not exactly comfortable that one can buy an axe from Gilt Groupe. Sure, the guy in the Axe...
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    break, everybody. That being said, these are actual products…and this made me laugh.
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    fuck these people.
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    I think the whole American heritage thing went too far when people decided...that match...
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    I usually really dig GG, but they...definitely be duuuuumb.
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    Don’t overlook...$75 first aid kit. What’s in it? Bacta?
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    question the sense...this. Now I can’t stop thinking about how fucking badly I wish I...
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    logical conclusion...recent workwear revival madness.
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    never take Gilt seriously!
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    I’m as happy about this return...Americana-workman-be a man stuff